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The agonizing pincer-jaws of Heaven
Who killed James Joyce?
I, said the commentator.
I killed James Joyce
for my graduation paper.
What weapon was used
to slay mighty Ulysses?
The weapon that was used
was a Harvard thesis.
Who killed Finnegan?
I, said a Yale-man,
I was the man who made
the corpse for the wakeman.
And did you get high marks?
The Ph.D.?
I got the B.Litt
and my Master's degree.
I, said the commentator.
I killed James Joyce
for my graduation paper.
What weapon was used
to slay mighty Ulysses?
The weapon that was used
was a Harvard thesis.
Who killed Finnegan?
I, said a Yale-man,
I was the man who made
the corpse for the wakeman.
And did you get high marks?
The Ph.D.?
I got the B.Litt
and my Master's degree.
