Hitler kaput

Dear diary,
it's my third working day in Germany and I'm still feeling like acting Schtirlitz. Hope my students won't pay much attention to my balalaika, valenki and budennovka. I'm also terribly missing lizzik and selezneva but be quiet about it for they might use such unhealthy addiction for their own dirty purposes.
Love and kisses,
Zaphod me.