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the_mockturtleКаррент сонг последней недели, actually :)
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
I have a friend in Minsk ,
Who has a friend in Pinsk ,
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk.
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk,
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk.
And when his work is done -
Ha ha! - begins the fun.
From Dnepropetrovsk
To Petropavlovsk,
By way of Iliysk,
And Novorossiysk,
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
And then I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he finds out I publish first!
(C)Tom Lehrer
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
I have a friend in Minsk ,
Who has a friend in Pinsk ,
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk.
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk,
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk.
And when his work is done -
Ha ha! - begins the fun.
From Dnepropetrovsk
To Petropavlovsk,
By way of Iliysk,
And Novorossiysk,
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
And then I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he finds out I publish first!
(C)Tom Lehrer
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Date: 2007-02-06 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-02-06 09:30 pm (UTC)Агааа!
Date: 2007-02-06 09:36 pm (UTC)Хотя там ещё много замечательных есть - чего стоит "MLF Lullaby":
Why shouldn't they have nuclear warheads?
England says no, but they all are soreheads.
I say - a bygone should be a bygone,
Let's make peace the way we did in Stanleyville and Saigon!
Re: Агааа!
Date: 2007-02-06 10:00 pm (UTC)I hope he is half as scared as I.
Классика :)
А исчо вот это вот -
Remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami,
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over,
An hour and a half from now!
:)
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Date: 2007-02-06 09:51 pm (UTC)...with Gustav and Walter and Franz :)
Date: 2007-02-06 10:06 pm (UTC)Обожаю не менее трепетно :) Вот это вот, в частности:
All hate the thought of war,
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling it aggression,
O we hate that expression.
We only want the world to know
That we support the status quo.
They love us everywhere we go,
So when in doubt,
Send the Marines!
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Date: 2007-02-06 10:07 pm (UTC)It reminds me… reminds me… These was this funny quote about anticipatory plagiarism - that it occurs when someone steals your own idea and publishes it a hundred years before you were born. I don’t remember who said that )))
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Date: 2007-02-09 08:10 am (UTC)Да, Marines - отличная песня!
Date: 2007-02-07 12:24 am (UTC)Don't say that he's hypocritical,
Say rather that he's apolitical.
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department", says Wernher von Braun.
Re: Да, Marines - отличная песня!
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Date: 2007-02-07 07:57 am (UTC)А об авторе никогда не слышала...
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Date: 2007-02-07 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 03:05 pm (UTC)All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
хотя каррент любимая у меня, пожалуй, new math
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Date: 2007-02-07 06:39 pm (UTC)А рождественские песенки какие славные! :)
Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens,
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.
On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore,
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Date: 2007-02-07 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 09:04 pm (UTC)They were some very wrong fans - who must make the wrong sort of honey. They cannot be serious, can they?
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Date: 2007-02-08 07:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-08 06:43 pm (UTC)I don’t remember laughing so much on any fanfic for a long time! Your stories are the best advertisement for SW, positive, funny and bright.
Don’t listen to dim people :) We are all waiting for more of your stories.
Do you want to have a vote? )))))))))))))))
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Date: 2007-02-08 08:33 pm (UTC)http://diary.ru/~thisSystem/?comments&postid=19271979
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Date: 2007-02-08 09:15 pm (UTC)No, really, you can just add that message as an appendix to your story. It is a real PR! ))))))))
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Date: 2007-02-08 08:52 am (UTC)Это примерно как в дзэнской поговорке: «Увидишь патриарха — убей патриарха, увидишь будду — убей будду».
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Date: 2007-02-08 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 06:48 pm (UTC)Tell us to go out an BUY!!!
А ещё...
I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.
The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.
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Date: 2007-02-07 06:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 10:02 pm (UTC)Соскучилась я по твоему неземному голосу, только все никак дома до полуночи по вашему времени не доберусь...
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Date: 2007-02-08 07:43 am (UTC)китайского ширпотребаСвятого Валентина? :)Не в тему
Date: 2007-02-08 01:19 pm (UTC)Re: Не в тему
Date: 2007-02-08 08:36 pm (UTC)